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Pentecost Sunday

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Pentecost Sunday thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts. - Ravi Zacharias

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The further the soul advances, the greater are the adversaries against which it must contend. - Evagrius of Pontus

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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