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Pentecost Sunday

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Pentecost Sunday thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Our soul is composed of harmony. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog

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Auto Strap

Victorian Bathing Machine

Stork Exhaust

Slap Me Into Next Year

Is This Really Happening?!

Ostrich Bush

Frozen Fish Meal

Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

T-Rex Shadow

Camel Parking

Cheat of the Year

Born To Be Wild

Why I Wear 2 Masks

Welfare State

Redneck Wedding Cake

Blonde Gears

Party Direction Sign

House 'Broke'rage

'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter

Bee Safe

Catfish Noodling

I'm A Believer