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Pentecost Sunday

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Pentecost Sunday thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Giving back to society and community enriches our lives, making it a double blessing. - Kellie Sullivan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A minority is always compelled to think. That is the blessing of being in the minority. - Leo Baeck

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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