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Pentecost Sunday

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Pentecost Sunday thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 31, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream Pentecost Sunday service with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"This is Pentecost Sunday, the day when the Holy Spirit descended and broke through into the lives of the disciples. They immediately were so filled with power and joy that they ran out into the streets praising God and speaking in languages that they did not know. Peter who just a few days before had ran and hid from anyone who pointed him out as a disciple, now stood and preached one of the most powerful sermons ever recorded. The lives of the disciples were forever changed by that day. The coming of the Holy Spirit changed how every believer can live. God is now not just around us, He is in us.
Acts 1:8 But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you... (NLT)" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your own blessings. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill


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