QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard
Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter
Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown
How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis
Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Quality Control: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe