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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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