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Repaint and thin no more!

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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