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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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