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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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