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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid