QuotaBillsThat virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid