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ORCAstraighted

Whale Pod-cast

ORCAstraighted thanks to Dan MacAulay

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike

Breadlace

Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture