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Outdoor classrooms in 1957

Open-air schools in The Netherlands thanks to Barry McCartney

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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