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Class Action: A stylish deed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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