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Open-air schools in The Netherlands

Outdoor classrooms in 1957

Open-air schools in The Netherlands thanks to Barry McCartney

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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