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Open-air schools in The Netherlands

Outdoor classrooms in 1957

Open-air schools in The Netherlands thanks to Barry McCartney

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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