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How musicians get their nicknames

One Eyed Bob thanks to Jim Serritella

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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