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On Its Last Legs

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. - Kin Hubbard

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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