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The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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