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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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