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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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