OCD Highschool

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift