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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Old Saying

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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