Obi-Wan Kenobi (aka Ben Kenobi), is a character in the Star Wars movies, gifted in the ways of the Force. He trained Anakin Skywalker, served as a general in the Republic Army during the Clone Wars, and guided Luke Skywalker as a mentor. Now meet his Mexican counterpart...
QuotaBillsObi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader
Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda
Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon
Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost
It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump
I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin
Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe
He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine
Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga
Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme
Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti
Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi
Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar
Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou
The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd
The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne
Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien