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Nuclear Waste Truck

192 Wheel Oversized Radioactive Load

Nuclear Waste Truck thanks to Keith Blake

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Nothing to be worried, it is to be understood. - Madam Curie

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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