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Not Without A Washer

Fitting together in a mechanic's workshop

Not Without A Washer thanks to Keith Blake

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You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

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