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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

The market is always right. - Unknown

Stork Market: Maternity ward - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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