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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

The market is always right. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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