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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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