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My Kind Of Exercise

Stretch exercises that everyone can do!

My Kind Of Exercise thanks to Howard Chapman

Howard has to exercise early in the morning before his brain figures out what he's doing

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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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