Mud Flops

Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Even in the mud and scum of things, something always sings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa