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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

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Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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