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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin


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