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Moving Forward

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, July 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Joshua 1:9 'Moving Forward' message by Pastor Dan MacAulay, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
Joshua 1:9: "This is my command - be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
"Fear and discouragement come from feelings of loss or troublesome uncertainty. God has promised that He will be our constant guide and help, all the time, wherever we go. Our challenge is to keep our focus on the presence of God, and not on what is causing our fear. He is with us. He is for us. He will not leave us." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

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You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The common person fears to think beyond the common. - Bryant McGill

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Everyone has certain fears, certain things that one cannot abide. - Takayuki Ikkaku

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles Spurgeon

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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