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Motorcycle Tough

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Motorcycle Tough thanks to Kyla Weiler

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. - Joseph P Kennedy

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Conditioning counts and wins. Be tough on yourself. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

What is destructive is impatience, haste, expecting too much too fast. - May Sarton

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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