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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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