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Mothers Day Service

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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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