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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

That's the wonderful thing about mothers: You can because you must, and you just do. - Kate Winslet

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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