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Mothers Day Service

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Mothers Day Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 10, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, worship music by Jody and Stacie, and 3 'Special Mom' interviews, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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