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Moose Crossing

Somewhat slower than a horseback ride

Moose Crossing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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