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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

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