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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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