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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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