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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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