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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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