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Money Virus

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Money Virus thanks to Barry McCartney

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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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