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Missions Update

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Missions Update thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 28, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Missions Update' message by Missionary Couple Ben and Rachael, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Jesus has given us the greatest gift anyone could ever have. Peace with God, the love and power of His presence here on earth, and the promise of an eternal life with HIm. We are incredibly blessed that God has given us this gift. But a unique principle of all of the gifts of God are that they are never just for us. We are to share what He has given us. We become the conduit of God’s love and grace to the world around us. We are all called to share God's message wherever we are. But God chooses some to leave their homes and families to go into a very different culture and share this good news of Jesus Christ. This missionary calling is one of the hardest yet highest callings of God. One which deserves our greatest respect and encouragement. It is with great joy and prayer that we are able to send and help support those who have accepted this call. May the Grace, Peace, Provision and Blessings of God on those who take this path of obedience before the Lord.
Mark 16:15 (The Passion Translation)
15 And he said to them, "As you go into all the world, preach openly the wonderful news of the gospel to the entire human race!" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Outstanding people have one thing in common: an absolute sense of mission. - Zig Ziglar

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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