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Missions Update

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Missions Update thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 28, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Missions Update' message by Missionary Couple Ben and Rachael, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Jesus has given us the greatest gift anyone could ever have. Peace with God, the love and power of His presence here on earth, and the promise of an eternal life with HIm. We are incredibly blessed that God has given us this gift. But a unique principle of all of the gifts of God are that they are never just for us. We are to share what He has given us. We become the conduit of God’s love and grace to the world around us. We are all called to share God's message wherever we are. But God chooses some to leave their homes and families to go into a very different culture and share this good news of Jesus Christ. This missionary calling is one of the hardest yet highest callings of God. One which deserves our greatest respect and encouragement. It is with great joy and prayer that we are able to send and help support those who have accepted this call. May the Grace, Peace, Provision and Blessings of God on those who take this path of obedience before the Lord.
Mark 16:15 (The Passion Translation)
15 And he said to them, "As you go into all the world, preach openly the wonderful news of the gospel to the entire human race!" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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