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Missions Update

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Missions Update thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 28, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Missions Update' message by Missionary Couple Ben and Rachael, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Jesus has given us the greatest gift anyone could ever have. Peace with God, the love and power of His presence here on earth, and the promise of an eternal life with HIm. We are incredibly blessed that God has given us this gift. But a unique principle of all of the gifts of God are that they are never just for us. We are to share what He has given us. We become the conduit of God’s love and grace to the world around us. We are all called to share God's message wherever we are. But God chooses some to leave their homes and families to go into a very different culture and share this good news of Jesus Christ. This missionary calling is one of the hardest yet highest callings of God. One which deserves our greatest respect and encouragement. It is with great joy and prayer that we are able to send and help support those who have accepted this call. May the Grace, Peace, Provision and Blessings of God on those who take this path of obedience before the Lord.
Mark 16:15 (The Passion Translation)
15 And he said to them, "As you go into all the world, preach openly the wonderful news of the gospel to the entire human race!" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Each generation must, out of obscurity, discover its mission, fulfill it, or betray it. - Frantz Fanon

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission. - Peter F Drucker

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg


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