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Missions Update

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Missions Update thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 28, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Missions Update' message by Missionary Couple Brent and Rianne White, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Jesus has given us the greatest gift anyone could ever have. Peace with God, the love and power of His presence here on earth, and the promise of an eternal life with HIm. We are incredibly blessed that God has given us this gift. But a unique principle of all of the gifts of God are that they are never just for us. We are to share what He has given us. We become the conduit of God’s love and grace to the world around us. We are all called to share God's message wherever we are. But God chooses some to leave their homes and families to go into a very different culture and share this good news of Jesus Christ. This missionary calling is one of the hardest yet highest callings of God. One which deserves our greatest respect and encouragement. It is with great joy and prayer that we are able to send and help support those who have accepted this call. May the Grace, Peace, Provision and Blessings of God on those who take this path of obedience before the Lord.
Mark 16:15 (The Passion Translation)
15 And he said to them, "As you go into all the world, preach openly the wonderful news of the gospel to the entire human race!" - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Outstanding people have one thing in common: an absolute sense of mission. - Zig Ziglar

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey


Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III