Ministry Of Silly Walks

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com