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Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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