Ministry Of Silly Walks

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com