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Ministry Of Silly Walks

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Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

Ministry Of Silly Walks thanks to Keith Blake

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

He was born silly and had a relapse. - Bugs Baer

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

It is good to collect things; it is better to take walks. - Anatole France

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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