Ministry Of Silly Walks

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell