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Millionaire Women

Secrets of the rich and famous

Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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