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Millionaire Women

Secrets of the rich and famous

Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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