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Millionaire Women

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Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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