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Millionaire Women

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Millionaire Women thanks to Loren Bianca

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Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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