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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler