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Mask Not Your Country

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Mask Not Your Country thanks to Marian Renstrom

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address, January 20, 1961

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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