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Marge Hedge

Vinetastic prop for The Simpsons

Marge Hedge thanks to Keith Blake

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz


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