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Marge Hedge

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges


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