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MAGA Rally thanks to Tim Smith

"Make America Great Again" (aka MAGA) is a campaign slogan used in American politics popularized by Donald Trump in his successful 2016 presidential campaign.

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian


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