MAGA Rally

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers