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Leadership in the 21st Century

2020 Covid business management meetings

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. - Robert Frost

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


Plane Tennis

New IRS Form

Wisconsin Cheese

MAGA King

Baby Formula

When Gas Costs Too Much

Shoemobile

Salmon Street

Pandemic Treaty

People Of The River

SUV Sinkhole

Hope

Blonde's 710 Cover

Dragon Playground

Redneck Boat Ramp

Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope

Urleen

Carry On or Carrion?

Selfie Pilot

Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy

Air Couch

Europe Road Trip

Thongthing Special

Nighttime Graffiti