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Leadership in the 21st Century

2020 Covid business management meetings

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He speaks to me as though I were a public meeting. - Queen Victoria

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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