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Leadership in the 21st Century

2020 Covid business management meetings

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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