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Leadership in the 21st Century

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Negotiate: To seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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