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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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