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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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