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Lifeguard Distancing

Government advice: Work from home

Lifeguard Distancing thanks to Barry McCartney

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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