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Lifeguard Distancing

Government advice: Work from home

Lifeguard Distancing thanks to Barry McCartney

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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