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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain
Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther
Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham
Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton
I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich
There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp
Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath
I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong
Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver
When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain
Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther
Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham
Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen
A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton
I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich
There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp
Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath
I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong
Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver
When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible
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