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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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