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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope
Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27
Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen
I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson
If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker
There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible
If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27
Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen
I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson
If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker
There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible
If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana
Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
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