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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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