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Lent Sacrifice

Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus

Lent Sacrifice thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham

Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie

One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins

In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler

How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt

We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore

As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer

We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore

It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa


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