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Church services cancelled due to the concern over COVID-19 Coronavirus
Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of Coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church ONLINE on Sunday, March 22, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Faith over Fear. Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
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During this time with the coronavirus, fear is gripping the hearts of people around the world. There is a mountain of anxiety and alarm, and it is still building. It is as real as the virus itself - but it is treatable. There are people in need that we can reach out to help. Like a fireman runs to the fire, the church needs to respond to crises around us. We who are the church need to stand up and be the hands and feet of the Lord Jesus Christ. - Franklin Graham
Anyone can rejoice when things are going reasonably well. But when we're facing adversity or sickness or hardship or death and then we rejoice, we are obeying God. God is on his throne. He loves you and is watching out for you. So rejoice in the Lord. - Greg Laurie
One of my great puzzles when I first became a Christian is that verse, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, because My strength is made perfect in your weakness.’ That was so completely upside down for me. Weakness? And now I embrace that with the fullness of everything around me when I'm realizing that my strength is inadequate, whether it's coronavirus or some family crisis, God's strength is always sufficient. - Francis Collins
In the midst of this crisis, we must not only pray-though we must most fervently pray - we must also work. There are many things to be done and it’s going to be up to us to do them. - Albert Mohler
How do you have peace in the middle of a pandemic? How do you have faith over fear and an unknown future? Here is how - you trust Jesus with your life. - David Platt
We find out at times like these how fragile all our man-made shelters are. Our steel is seen for what it is: candle wax kept from a flame all along only by God's grace. We are as those who huddle beneath palm branches, bracing for a squall. But the Lord regards our humble estate. - Beth Moore
As our world is confronting their mortality, for some of them the first time, we have the choice to either place our faith in the hope of Christ or to mirror their fear born of a perishable hope. - Ed Stetzer
We should all hope for the best-case scenario, even as we prepare for the worst case. Prudence and precaution is not a sign of panic or fearfulness, but as the Bible commands us, of bearing on another's burdens (Gal. 6:2) and thinking more highly of others than ourselves (Phil. 2:3). - Russell Moore
It is such a blessing to have been called, however unworthy, to be the handmaid of the Lord. - Florence Nightingale
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb
Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron
Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin
A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones
To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry
Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato
There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson
Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon
Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron
Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin
A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones
To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson
Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry
Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans
The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias
Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato
There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson
Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon
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