QuotaBillsThe painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel
Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick
In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright
A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas
We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson
The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso
We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett
When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen