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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett

Musicians must make music, artists must paint, poets must write if they are to be ultimately at peace with themselves. What humans can be, they must be. They must be true to their own nature. - Abraham Maslow

I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring. - India de Beaufort


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