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Lawn Aeration

Cutting board to the rescue - a lawntastic idea!

Lawn Aeration thanks to Keith Blake

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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