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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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