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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard
Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar
A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown
A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump
When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb
I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire
All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe
Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown
You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown
Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson