Ladies Choice

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer