Ladies Choice

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson