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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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