QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown
Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown
Let things taste of what they are. - Alice Waters
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. - Dorothy Parker
Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray
Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Unknown
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy
A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi