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Karma Taste Down Under

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Karma Taste Down Under thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Asphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. - Dorothy Parker

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Egotist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

He who has no opinion of his own, but depends upon the opinion and taste of others, is a slave. - Friedrich Klopstock

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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