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Karma Taste Down Under

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Karma Taste Down Under thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Egotist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Happiness quite unshared can scarcely be called happiness; it has no taste. - Charlotte Bronte

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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