Just So You Know

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

You've got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche. - Debby Atkinson

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. - Will Rogers

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash