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Just In Thyme

How to spice up your language vocabulary

Just In Thyme thanks to Jim Serritella

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Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

There is no lonelier person than the one who lives with a spouse with whom he or she cannot communicate. - Margaret Mead

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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