#1 humor site on the 'net

I've Got The Joy

Where? Down in my cart to stay!

I've Got The Joy thanks to Michael Fram

QuotaBills
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Praising all alike, is praising none. - John Gay

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

Beach Sign Training

Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool