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I've Got The Joy

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I've Got The Joy thanks to Michael Fram

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods. - Elbert Hubbard

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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