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I've Got The Joy

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I've Got The Joy thanks to Michael Fram

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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