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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Novel idea with a typewriter plot

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night thanks to Karissa Metcalfe

Hidden treasure provides typewritten theme at Talewind Books, Sechelt, B.C.

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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