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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Novel idea with a typewriter plot

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night thanks to Karissa Metcalfe

Hidden treasure provides typewritten theme at Talewind Books, Sechelt, B.C.

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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