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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
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Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown
Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus
Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb
Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. - Muriel Spark
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem
Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
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Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
We are more closely connected to the invisible than to the visible. - Novalis
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins
In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams
The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz