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Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Junior was an American archaeologist most famously known as Indiana Jones (aka Indy). During World War I, he used the name Henri Defense, and went by a number of aliases throughout his life. Throughout his career, Jones found numerous famous mythological artifacts, including the Sankara Stones, the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Crystal Skull of Akator.

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - Indiana Jones

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney


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