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Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Junior was an American archaeologist most famously known as Indiana Jones (aka Indy). During World War I, he used the name Henri Defense, and went by a number of aliases throughout his life. Throughout his career, Jones found numerous famous mythological artifacts, including the Sankara Stones, the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and the Crystal Skull of Akator.

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - Indiana Jones

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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