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Ikea Log Home

Bubba can hardly wait to put it all together!

Ikea Log Home thanks to Barry McCartney

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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