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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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