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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer