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Icicle Drinks

Improvised ice cube solution

Icicle Drinks thanks to Lenny Versace

Q: Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
A: The person who drinks Canada Dry.

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Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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