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Icicle Drinks

Improvised ice cube solution

Icicle Drinks thanks to Lenny Versace

Q: Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
A: The person who drinks Canada Dry.
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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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