QuotaBillsAlways drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway
I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown