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I Sought The Lord

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 16, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Psalm 34:4 'I Sought The Lord And The Lord Won' message by Danielle Raverty, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Lord, what fools these mortals be! - William Shakespeare

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Everyone has certain fears, certain things that one cannot abide. - Takayuki Ikkaku

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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