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I Sought The Lord

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 16, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Psalm 34:4 'I Sought The Lord And The Lord Won' message by Danielle Raverty, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Be the chief but never the lord. - Lao Tzu

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

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Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable. - Albert Camus

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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