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I Sought The Lord

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, August 16, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'being Fearless Series' Psalm 34:4 'I Sought The Lord And The Lord Won' message by Danielle Raverty, taped live at CMC in Davis Bay (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

He who fears dangers will not perish by them. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The common person fears to think beyond the common. - Bryant McGill

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Cast thy burden upon the Lord, and He shall sustain thee. - Psalms 55:22

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The Lord is a good banker, and I trust Him. He has never failed me. Why should I be anxious? - Charles H Spurgeon

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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